Kuombeza kwa St. Andrew kwa mfiti yamakono!

Imbani nambala ya Andrew!

Gawo loyamba lovuta kwambiri… Kodi mumangoganiza zomuimbira foni munthuyu? Komano, kodi ndizovuta komanso zokopa kuitana ndikufunsira msonkhano? Ngati simukutsimikiza ngati ili ndi lingaliro labwino chifukwa mukumva ngati mubera, siyani foniyo m'manja mwa tsoka. Pa Tsiku la St. Andrew, tengani mapepala akuluakulu awiri, guluu kakang'ono, chinachake cholembera ndi foni yam'manja. Pa pepala limodzi, lembani: IMBANI. Pachiwiri: OSATIMBA. Jambulani muvi pakapepala kakang'ono. Ikani makadi aakulu patebulo. Lembani pepala lokhala ndi muvi pa khola ndikuyiyika pakati pakati pa mapepala awiri. Tsekani maso. Sinthani foni yanu ngati botolo. Tsegulani maso anu. Ndipo mukuwona chiyani? Kodi mukudziwa kale chochita? Kapena chabwino kusachita? Chifukwa ndani akudziwa? Mwina wina angadzitchule nthawi iliyonse ...

Andrzejki - Tangoganizirani chikondi chanu. 

Akuti mutu supweteka kuyambira nthawi ya malo opatulika. Choyipa kwambiri, ngati izi zikugwirizana ndi kusankha kwa mtima. Kodi chimasewera chiyani mu mzimu wachimuna?

Kodi mukumva kuti mtima wanu umagunda mwachangu mukamawona mbiri ya mafani anu angapo patsamba la chibwenzi komwe mukuyang'ana chikondi? Ndipo mumalimbana ndi malingaliro anu chifukwa simudziwa yemwe angatsirize kubetcherana?

Tengani timapepala tating'onoting'ono (mochuluka momwe mulili ndi diso pa ofuna kusankha) ndi cholembera. Tsopano lembani dzina la mbiri ya mmodzi wa mafani anu papepala limodzi. Chitani izi ndi aliyense. Kenaka tsanulirani matikiti a lottery mu mbale, kutseka maso anu ndikutulutsa pepala. Zomwe mungajambule zimagwirizana ndi woyenera.

Blond kapena brunette madzulo - mudzaphunzira kuchokera ku maula a Andreevsky.

Kapena mwinamwake mukufuna kudziwa zomwe nyenyezi zinakulemberani za maonekedwe a wokondedwa wanu wam'tsogolo? Kodi adzakhala mtundu wanu? Kapena mosemphanitsa? Kupatula apo, chikondi sichimasankha, ndipo tsoka likhoza kuwulula chinsinsi pasadakhale. Chifukwa chake, dulani zithunzi za anyamata osiyanasiyana m'magazini amitundu ndi ma catalogs. Anthu omwe kukongola kwawo kumakukopani, komanso omwe simudzawayang'ana m'mbuyo. Yang'anani kukopeka kwa kugonana pakati pa anthu awiri. Choncho: jocks, fibroids, freckles, dazi, fluffy, ndi ndevu, masharubu ndi milomo yotuwa ... ikani zodulidwa mu mbale, tsekani maso anu ndikujambula silhouette imodzi. KOMANSO…? Khumudwa? Kumbukirani! Chikondi chingakhale chakhungu, koma chokongola kwambiri!

Patsiku la Saint Andrew, nyamayo idzakuuzani zoona.

Mukukumbukira octopus wotchuka wotchedwa Paul, yemwe adaneneratu zotsatira zamasewera aku Germany pa World Cup ya FIFA ya 2010? Bwanji osagwiritsa ntchito patent iyi mu andrzejki? Ndithudi, palibe amene amalingalira za kugwiritsira ntchito cholengedwa cha m’nyanja kaamba ka zimenezi. Koma galu kapena mphaka wokhala ndi mphuno kwa munthu ndi cholengedwa choyenera. Choncho inde, ngati inu simuli wotsimikiza ngati kupita tsiku ndi mnyamata watsopano chifukwa mukuwopa inu kulephera, kusindikiza chithunzi chake kuchokera chikhalidwe TV.Pezani ulosi wa Venus. masamba awa? Lembani dzina lake loyamba ndi lomaliza papepala. Kenako yandikirani wokhala ndi quadruped atanyamula chithunzi kapena pepala lomwe lili ndi dzina m'manja mwanu. Nanga atani? Mchira wa Merda? Kapena mosemphanitsa? Iye alibe chidwi, sachitapo kanthu? Ndipo pokha tsopano mverani zimene liwu la mtima wanu likunena.

Netiweki yam'manja iyenera kutipatsa nambala yafoni, koma sitikhulupirira kuti zinangochitika mwangozi! Malinga ndi kukhulupirira manambala, mndandanda uliwonse wa manambala uli ndi tanthauzo.

Momwe mungawerengere nambala?

Onjezani manambala onse a nambala yafoni, bweretsani ku nambala imodzi. Nambala iyi nthawi zambiri imatchedwa kugwedezeka kwa foni yanu komanso momwe mumayimbira. Ngati mwangokumanapo ndi munthu wina ndipo muli ndi nambala yake ya foni, fufuzani kuti mwiniwakeyo ndi wotani. 1. Wina wachindunji, wacholinga, amene amakonda kulamula. Zili ndi inu kupanga nthawi 2. Izi ndi kukhulupirika, chitetezo ndi maubale. Nthawi zambiri amakhala a anthu omwe ali ndi mtima waukulu, koma nthawi zambiri amakhala abwenzi. 3. Nambala yomwe imanjenjemera mosalekeza ndi mauthenga ndi mafoni. Tsikuli lidzakhala labwino kwambiri, koma simudzakhala nokha. Iye ndi munthu wachindunji komanso wachindunji. Mayamiko okongola samamva, ayenera kupindula. Ndipo adzakhala oona mtima 4. Chiwerengero cha munthu wachisokonezo ndi wotopetsa, nthawi zina pang'ono frivolous ndi chiwawa. Ikhoza kukusangalatsani kamodzi, ndiyeno ndikudabwa ... mosasangalatsa. Ichi ndi chilengezo chamisonkhano yayikulu, maulendo opita ku kanema wamakanema, malo owonetsera, zidzabweretsa kutsitsimuka kwa moyo wanu. Koma kodi zimenezo sizingakhale zotopetsa kwambiri? 5. Iye ndi chiwerengero cha mphunzitsi wobadwa ndi katswiri wa zamaganizo, Sedemka amalankhula nthawi zonse ndikutonthoza wina pa chinachake. Ndi zabwino kwa misonkhano yoyamba, koma m'nyumba. Olimba komanso nthawi zonse kuganiza ... za ndalama. Amaseka, nthabwala, mapulani ndi kunyengerera, koma koposa zonse amafuna kupeza ndalama, mwina nthawi zina zosangalatsa zina. Uku ndi kukhulupirika, kuseka, modzidzimutsa. Komabe, akakhala wotopa, amatha kupereka "zizindikiro" zotsutsana, ali ndi mutu wake mumitambo ndipo samamulola kuti apange maubwenzi olimba.  Isabela Lenkevich

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